Preach, brother.

I would totally say I would buy a Dart SRTWTF. Holy hell.

I would have assumed, incorrectly, that a handle such as VajazzleMcDildertits would indicate a fondness for anything zebra striped. Damn books and covers, I guess.

Heh. TT

It’s not a lawsuit worthy item, though. Not that it would stop someone from trying. If you bought the car configured that way, you essentially said “yep, this is how I like it.” If you decide that’s not how you like it sometime later, sell it, modify it, burn it, whatever. Porsche didn’t owe anybody anything, and GM…

I was just thinking the exact opposite. I don’t find this car particularly attractive at all. I’m on board with pretty much everything else McLaren has done thus far.

This seems to be what the “EVs are the future” crowd seem to forget. We are a long way off from EV dominance, and it will really only take hold when oil gets scarce and expensive. Even the most pessimistic of the bunch will say “yeah, but we’re still 10 years away from that era.” I’d be surprised if we are going to…

I was going to say that someone just asked who wants ice cream, but yours is better.

Huh. Something something something four-way.

I did. Though it won’t matter. Though she spends a gazillion hours a day staring at her phone, she has an uncanny ability to ignore my texts and emails. On the off chance she accidentally opens one, she is very adept at avoiding link clicking.

My wife does Audi, and I am not allowed to top off her wiper fluid for that very reason. She loves the way the Audi stuff smells so she tries to make sure that the reservoir needs a refill whenever she goes.

You have a gift, my friend, and your morning wordsmithery is by far my most favorite column in all of Jalopnik World. Thanks for doing what you do, and keep on keeping on.

Crazy makes the Caddy rock way more than sanity.

There is some magnificent stuff there. Kudos.

Which obviously is why she doesn’t count.

Up front, I’m not proud of myself, but here goes:

Bravo, dear lady. Or brava, whichever. You’re a master of your craft.

Goddamned heroes.