Perfect. Induces just the right amount of wideboner for me.

That thing has more rivets than Rosie. What is a used Ruf going for these days?

Mostly because it looks like something big stepped on an Aztec.

#sighn

Something something grand canyon.

From your mouth to God’s ears, my friend.

Why did we get the ugly one?

Heard there were at least 50

I can’t even see her volvo from this angle.

Any word on Ryan Lochte and his whereabouts during the time in question?

Ha. Giggle.

Conjures up a phrase my wife taught me about ill-advised clothing choices. “Badly wrapped sausage”

Former Range owner. Can confirm.

Crappy stock drivers, mostly. The decent driver option adds $35 to the monthly payments.

Starred for the first line alone. Kudos.

Said the guy who probably has never been to Alabama... Put the prejudices aside and visit sometime.

Cloth > leather 98% of the time.

I’d give you COTD honorable mention every day for just your handle puns if I ran this joint.

That’s what she said.