No intermittent speed on the wiper? CP. 

I've avoided COTD since $skaycog left because of the half assedness of the attempts to fill her shoes. Ye shall forever have my undying devotion. 

I have an SQ5 I'd love to sell you. Call me. Don't tell my wife. 

How sad. Just out of curiosity, which car is that from? 

Good take. Well said. 

That's not how amortization works. The first half ish of the loan is paying back interest first. Using your numbers for what you guess was paid back by now, flip them. That's a more likely scenario. Which leaves 9k in principal left on the loan with three years to go. Insurance value is probably less than 5k, so here…

This brilliant idea is what kicked off the banking crisis ten years ago. Oh shit, I can’t afford to pay for this house/car/boat/etc like I promised, so now it's time to tell the bank to fuck off for trusting me in the first place and leave. 

You bought the wrong manual. 

I'm with you, man. I heard, and still hear, wonderful things about this, but I found it to be quite tedious and very preachy. Until now, my wife and I were the only ones I knew who hated this movie. We still make fun of this thing and know to stay away from the movies people who rave about it recommend. 

Brother from a different mother? My first car was an ‘81 Corolla, followed by a ‘67 Cougar. Then I drove the hand me down ‘77 Dodge van (more light brown w a gold stripe and matching plaid interior), after which came the ‘87 CRX Si. Many donuts in the first three cars, and lots of long smoky single stripes laid down…

Look at the heat exchangers on that thing. 

That was a tedious read. 

Then we're both wrong. 

Is that a photoshop hat? 

Bienvenido a Miami

Easily one of the best articles written for jalopnik. Welcome aboard.

It’s generally just all fun and games, spirit in which it’s intended, etc., but for some reason, today this one is just a wow.

I can’t believe this picture even exists. Or how gigantic she makes that Forester look.

Re: interior, I hear you, and I agree somewhat, but know what it doesn’t have? A dumbass screen in the dash. I’m almost to the point of paying a premium just for that.

Take your time.