I sometimes get the feeling that I’m the only one here who says “top what?” among the crowd of folks here who live for top gear. Never has interested me, for some reason. And I love me some cars.

I’m not sure if you’re doing this right...

Herbie the love bug’s meth snorting cousin? I’m kind of digging it.

I don’t get it. What does Leslie Jones have to do with this?

And what is this M3 wagon unicorn that you speak of? I must have

There’s no way I’d spend that kind of money for a steering wheel on the wrong side of the car. Thanks a lot, Brexit.

Considering the pose, rather unfortunate placement of the concrete stain. Though considering the “look what I did” downward glance, who knows?

Dat hat, do. Bro.

Good news... We’re currently inside a 2 year window before the next election.

Lack of stripper heels is oddly refreshing. And also, it’s good Tori Spelling found work. If you squint real hard.

My uncle, who would have graduated in the ‘76-’77 range, was one of these student drivers. He commuted to school at the helm of a school bus his junior and senior years. He’s always been a tediously careful driver, but I can’t help but think about his first car, which he still owns. He drove the school bus and then…

Or Card Sharks 2017. Higher! Lower! Lower! Freeze!

Bill Curtis on narrator duty? Et tu, Billrute?

I’m just surprised it wasn’t a Hendrick dealership after my experience with them. I got the Chevy part right, at least.

H2.

I can’t find the NPoCP buttons.

Damn tattoo almost ruined it for me.

I was there, bro.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

If this part of the new Buick customer relation strategy, I’m in. Even my grandfather would understand.