That she dumped in her own lap. Another shitty money grab...

But you went, knowing that something might happen. Nothing malicious took place here. This was nothing more than an asshole trying to pick deep pockets.

“... (I) ran when parked. 5k, OBO.”

To be fair, the two tone looked awful when it was new. And I agree, the package as a whole is terribly dated.

Exactly. If they want to protest, they can stay home. They’d rather grandstand and bang those checks written by the “oppressor.” Win-win for the “hey, look, I’m doing something meaningful” bunch, while actually accomplishing nothing.

Coffee table all the things?

Doubt ol' matchstick here is in the Carrie Underwood demo, but I get what you're saying. And also, I hate that song.

Goddammit, Randy. Put the camera down. This is as tight as I can squeeze em.

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Get a mad trunk monkey, yo.

Quite the rabbit hole we went down, there. Mam, my head hurts. There’s a parallel here with the Simpsons Poochie episode, and I don’t envy you and the wrath of the nerds you must be dealing with here. Or is it that you’re Comic Book Guy is this scenario, and you just yelled out “WORST EPISODE EVER!” It hurts. So much.

Boner alert. I'd like to change my vote, kind sirs.

Love me some Rob Riggle.

Generally, I’m intrigued by the hearse and the coach building that goes into them. I grew up “in the business,” as they say. For some reason, though, I don’t like this one, and it reminds me of this:

A few weeks back, I came across one that said “Baby up in this bitch.” It’s my understanding that it is intended to let first responders know that the missing baby has an edgy, bad ass mom.

Holy shit. There was a lot of "never before seen" things going on there. That was awful. Congrats on being the new leader in the clubhouse with this one. The only thing missing from all the 80s goodness there was a shot of Face and Murdock getting out of the car to duke it out with Crockett and Tubbs.

All well and good, but how does this explain the green Camry with a teal landau roof I saw this past Monday?

“Introducing the 2020 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Digital Edition”

I’m in the same area as you, and I've noticed that as well. The Latin lots, as we'll call them, seem to operate in cash primarily, sometimes advertising prices per the weekly payment. Their customers know that if a repo happens, there's no one to bail them out, since there's a good chance they don't exist within the…

The “safe spaces” folk you speak of will bring about that sort of heavy handed government because they’ve decided that they have a right not to be offended. It goes well with their rights to whatever they decide is a “living wage,” no matter the job or quality with which it’s done. They have a right to have their…