Hope it fits. Is that a new fangled HANS device, or...

I DON'T CARE!

I don't know about giraffes, but I see a horse face. Hiyoooo

I assume the imprint in the top left corner is meant to be read in a thick just-this-side-of-offensive Mexican accent?

“DiMarco’s own insurance company offered him only $68,000 to replace the Panamera, which was worth almost twice that.”

True. I don’t dispute the luxury component. The luxury side is still there w Ferrari, as it should be. It’s the current styling of the Ferrari I draw parallels to. The sultry curves of the cars hot dreams are made of have been shaved into stealth fighter points and sharp creases that only serve to aid track stomping…

Same thing happened w Ferrari, in my opinion. Chasing tenths on a fairly arbitrary metric has taken a lot of day to day comfort and joy out of these cars. They sell more than ever, so maybe I’m not in the market for Vettes and Ferraris anymore.

“And in closing, please find attached video evidence of my commitment, should you decide to accept my application for membership into the Moscow Mustang Club."

Seems more like an anti sexism thing? We’re women, we’re football fans, and these things on the screen are the things were not doing. I think we try to hard to be offended for those who can’t/won’t be as offended as we think they should be.

No, looks right to me.

I got the camel clutch from my tiny ass cousin way back in the day, and my recollection is that it was as painful as it looked as a ten year old.

I can count on your vote for the camel clutch, then?

No, I think you misunderstand what I'm saying. The side of the road with a cop making demands of you is not the place for a discussion of the merits of his case. Right or wrong, the reality is that in the moment, the cop says, and you should do. If he is making demands that contradict your rights, it is unfortunate,…

Explaining to the cops what they have no right to do is a quick and easy way to at least get pounded into a pulpy mess,regardless of your skin color. Whether you’re right or wrong at the time is really not material to the situation at hand. If more people understood this simple fact, the news cycle would be a lot more…

I never could see it before, but now I do. Jennifer Grey really does look a lot different after the plastic surgery. Good find, $kay.

A 5 year old S Class? A8L?

I guess the IRS is next? Let the piling on begin. Board of Naturalization and Immigration? Can we squeeze in a few Title IX violations somehow? Where there's a will (and a deep pocket) there's a way.

I'm of the opinion the car key needs to come back. I'm so tired of the fob system. Here, drive my car, and oh by the way, I'll keep the fob in my purse after you drop me at the curb. Or the HEY THE DOOR IS OPEN AND THE CAR IS ON AND THE KEY FOB JUST LEFT THE CAR OH MY GOD honks we get. Give me back a key. I get in,…

You wouldn't say that if you'd ever seen him on Saturday Night Live.

My first thought was GLC. And also, Gotta Love Calvin.