You sound terrified of driving in general. Passing out during merges, afraid of rolling over, relying on electronic nannies to make sure you’re “safe,” etc. Maybe ride in cabs and trains more, so you can safely close your eyes and pray til you arrive while the wizards drive.

Beyond ridiculous. It gets harder every day to be proud to be an American. The environmental stuff is going to cause an outsized reaction, but at least there is a basis for it. This is nothing more than a statement of “don’t you know who I am” by a bunch of anti-business cubicle farmers. Sad.

International Woman's Day, y'all! Waffles is on me! WOOOOOOOOO

Suck Jerry's Wang? Who's Jerry? And I concur, ftr.

I disagree. There was some pro-quality bush on display in the first picture. Just not where you'd typically expect it.

The Monkee had a chick put her monkey on his truck?

Heh. You said “mounted.”

I’m OK with a car like the Q3 having a regular automatic. I own a Jetta with a DDG for my DD, and it’s unnecessary. I’d rather go stick, but if I have to go with the auto, I’d rather not have the extra service costs and failure rates of the DSG, particularly when there is no discernible benefit. For the 29 year old…

Ha. You’re supposed to be a grown up by now. This article reminded me why I shudder sometimes when feel good types say children are the future. You will arrive in the future sometime, child, but I hope no one else’s future is reliant on yours. Read a book, step away from the “life is supposed to be fair” kool-aid, and…

+1 for “peuse,” but I’ll never +1 “mauve.” Or “taupe.”

The worst part of all these Mansory posts of late is that the Mansory home page has surely seen an uptick in traffic as we go see if this is really a thing or if Jalops are working the photoshop on overdrive. As such, Charles Mansory derives validation for his work and “art,” and presumes there is pent up demand for…

The worst part of all these Mansory posts of late is that the Mansory home page has surely seen an uptick in traffic as we go see if this is really a thing or if Jalops are working the photoshop on overdrive. As such, Charles Mansory derives validation for his work and “art,” and presumes there is pent up demand for…

+1 for “nocturne aubergine.”

Did deadmau5 buy a Bentley? The fuck is that thing?

I’m guessing Mrs George was attacked by Charles Mansory and the family recently? Lots of hate in Jalopnik for them lately. I didn’t know who they were until last week. For the record, I agree. Hideous work, for sure. Just curious what precipitated the perusal of the catalog.

Hey, now. #blackicematters

Never saw that one, will have to look it up. With the exception of the season in Miami, which kind of went off the rails a bit, Archer is one of the most consistently funny shows on TV. Love me some Archer.

From this angle, I can see her fleekswag.

The wacky dude back in the pits with his “Hey Watch This” button having some fun?

In that situation, we must hearken back to wise ol’ Doc Hudson. Turn left to go right. This guy obviously forgot that part.