Instead of teaching you in the way of the asshole, what he should have done was be nice to the man who came to help you, and simply state his intention to browse. Then, while the two of you perused the window sticker, he should have put you on his knee and explained economics. Since he (and now you) apparently didn’t…

He obviously found great joy in it and came hear to relate the story of papa’s triumph and be hoisted upon the shoulders of the masses. Even after the initial backfire, he doubled down in case we missed the first time how awesome that day was, and how blue collar daddy stuck it to the man. I hope my son idolizes me so…

I see what you did there. Woo. Funny guy. Maybe go back up top and read the COTD again. Everywhere it says “Ryan Reynolds,” substitute USofA, and revel in your inferiority complex. And go hip check the guy who told you that you possess the trademark Canadian sense of humor (humour?), and that it’s a real thing in the…

To paraphrase Chris Rock, I'm not saying he should have hit her, but I understand.

Bet you folks are fun at parties. Lots of hand wringing and pontificating over some mildly offensive (?) teenage boy behavior 20 years ago. I keep seeing references to the mortal sin of sexual assault, but all I see evidence of is a bunch of crude comments made by dudes in their late teens/early twenties to or in…

Your posse’s looking for you down on Broadway

Liberty Mutual us the agency.

Apparently someone at the agency has heard the cries of the ‘niks. Last couple of times I've seen this one, the torque ratios had been cut from the commercial.

Pontiac Vibe, anyone?

For people who hate when their doors “thunk” when they close. I much prefer a hollow metallic “wank,” personally.

I know. It's silly. I even saw a commercial where the regular people thought it was a BMW til the Folger's guy came out of the back holding the bow tie he pried off the grill. Backup cameras are nice.

Your candor compels me to seek you out next time I buy a car.

I reckon you rent cars different places than I do. Chevy makes a decent new car that makes a shitty 3 month old car.

I like these, but damn. My first car was a two door ‘81, and it was fun. I didn’t keep it as long as I should have. Folly of youth and all. I was distracted by the siren song of a 67 Cougar, another car I wish I had back. Anyway, the Toyota was pretty much bullet proof, and more fun than you'd expect. Love the wagon.…

Exactly the reason I'm here.

I always assumed it was a Honda-ized way to Romantically designate a 1500cc engine, and that the CVCC then became the basis for the Civic nameplate.

Understood. For the record, I wouldn't light the match, or anything, just say a quick silent prayer. I'd feel bad if it happened. My passive is too strong for my aggressive.

Not that you brought it on yourself per se, but you kind of brought it on yourself. I wouldn't have thrown anything, but I would have prayed for the fiery comeuppance you so desperately deserved.

Good on you. Assholes throwing coins... I had a dude throw ball bearings once, for no apparent reason other than young and dumb. Those things jack up a windshield quickly. That's why I joined the NBA (not that one), because once bricks are outlawed, only outlaws will have bricks.

For an insane 1200-1500hp PER CYLINDER...