I second this. The raw power exhibited is phenomenal, and indescribable, really. It must be experienced in person. I’m taking my son to Atlanta this year for his first one. The nitro runs are spectacular. I was at the track with some friends and a dude known only as Porky, and after the first funny car went by, Porky…

Thursday is ab day.

Paris Hilton’s retired Aunt Chrissie? Dat azz do, as the kids say these days. Deez dayz maybe...

Mostly it clears the way for Google and/or Google’s programmers to be sued for damages each and every time someone collides with an autonomous car. Nothing is foolproof with the surplus of lawyers and “victims” we have these days.

My eyes! Make the hurty stop.

Would that be one brother with three VDs, or three brothers with separate VDs of their own, acquired during what I'm sure is remembered as best/most horrifying camping trip ever?

Spilled my hot data

Not sure how/why you make the leap to assume one would be related to the other, but OK, I guess? The only point I was making was that if this dude were black, we'd have heard about it on CNN long before we heard about it here, and Elon would be called before a Congressional committee next week to explain how he plans…

Predator looks better there than on anything it's screwed to at the factory. Carl Weathers approves.

Thank God Alsop is white, or half of California would be on fire by now.

This is the last guy you want as a customer. Very vocal chronic whiner who deserves to be treated like a god just because he gave you some money. He seems to view the world as his whore house, where his every whim is to be unquestionably catered to. This is the guy who’s going to show up at Elon's house at 3 am when…

I know someone else who isn’t getting a new Tesla...

That absurd voice is Sam Fuckin Elliott. Respect. It's what's for dinner.

NP. No, wait. CP. But British. And green. NP. Dammit. I had an 01 anniversary edition, and I absolutely loved that thing, but goddammit, I hated that thing. I’ve loved the Rovers since I was a kid, and had to have it. I miss having it about 3 times a week, even now, 3 years later. But she had a habit of bleeding out…

Eventually

Came from Pep Boys, aisle 38.

Can we talk about the $600 doc fees? Aren’t the costs of the dealer’s admin built into the gross on the car? If not, shouldn’t they be? Why should each car sold cover said admin’s salary for the week? Has anyone successfully negotiated these doc fees down/away?