Fun fact: those haunted waifs are being haunted by the ghosts of waifs who died in a fire.

The twist is that he's actually just going to re-air the entire season of Brain Dead with Sarah Paulson digitally inserted into key scenes. (Side note: I would be 100% fine with this.)

Wait so that's NOT Jamie Kennedy?

I in all seriousness thought this was going to be a sequel to GREEN ROOM only with Julie Andrews taking over the Patrick Stewart role.

I am convinced that she had her pants on backward.

Still plenty of time to order in time for Valentine's Day! (In my defense, I only know that this shit exists because I saw it for sale at a gas station on an Indiana interstate.) http://www.savemesanfrancis…

The last time I saw that actor he was hosting the horror game show Estate of Panic.

My favorite shows are now all on the CW and TruTV. We are officially living in the Upside-Down.

It felt very Season 1 BATES MOTEL to me, and we all know how well THAT worked out…

Everyone on the show looks like a comic strip character (both because of interesting facial features and some seriously intense makeup work) so yes, Andrew Rannells would be PERFECT.

I snorted when Mon-El gave Slaver's Moon "one star" - seemed like a direct reference to me.

Flatus or FLOTUS?

…David Hyde Pierce?!?!

Seagram's Seven. Wait, sorry, that's just what I'll be having for dinner tonight.

Yes, I think you could describe my dream film starring the two as a "buddy picture" as well.

"Fried chicken!"

They seemed to be deliberately giving Tom or Padma the last vote in order to keep both horses in the race for the duration.

"I'm not a whore, I'm a dancer!"

I am now picturing Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia and Rose discussing SPARTACUS over cheesecake. Thank you.

Especially since yet even ANOTHER sequence in HOLY MOTORS is set to the blaring brilliance of "How Are You Getting Home?"