Worth it for the inclusion of Jesse's bed-dancing scene in NOES2. It doesn't get darker than that.

Now I want rugelach.

The viral marketing for American Horror Story: Cult has gotten a little out of hand…

Shaye Saint John.

Now that's what I call an extremist makeover.

The sequel is kind of amazing, really. The fact that it prominently features a Sparks song at the prom dance won it for me.

I'd got to bat for Hostel 2 as well. It at least builds on the concept of the first film in interesting ways and they subvert things a bit by making commerce - which rarely features prominently horror movies - the primary force of evil.

Fingers crossed for a Ru-centric version of Beautiful People, which managed to be touching and fabulous in equal measure.

…and then purposely making a movie that is unsellable.

This.

I just saw a production of Todd (in NYC, transplanted from London) staged inside a pie shop where you can show up early and eat meat pies before the show. I bought a souvenir hoodie that, coincidentally, has "HOT PIES" emblazoned across the back in neon. They should send one to this fella.

If you want to know the truth about the mannequins, watch Tourist Trap.

To quote Stein, "Their's no they're they're."

I've always preferred Hidden Valley raunch.

I mean this site is teaming with mistakes…

Come on - they both mean the same thing, for all intensive purposes.

He's just like Brinke Stevens!

He likes adventure, she likes romance…

I was sure that their anachronistic haircuts were going to duel to the death right then and there.

Rotisserie Christ!