Hey - sometimes you kick, sometimes you get kicked.

"Ever seen a shirt make a telephone call?"

He would get the jorb done.

"White Women" most definitely.

I think THE OVERNIGHT has the best recent example of this particular gag. It's pretty perfect.

The TV spot for HALLOWEEN III did the same to me.

Because of Poltergeist 3 I avoid looking at Tom Skerritt late at night if I can help it. (I usually can't.)

American Horror Story: Fuck Hotels.

Oh dear lord BEGOTTEN. I saw it 20 years ago and to this day I will randomly have flashes of it every so often for absolutely no reason. Gah.

Was it perfect? No. But as someone who recently moved to the suburbs after 15 years in the city, I thought they NAILED the experience. Everything from the sudden abundance of smoke alarms (we went from zero to about 10, and it's impossible to figure out which one is fucking chirping in the middle of the night) to…

Is the screencap above of Tony Shalhoub in INSOMNIAC: THE DAVE ATTELL STORY?

The slack boy was cut… which is actually not at all strange for a horror movie.

Tower's policy for returning videotapes was as strict as Patrick Bateman's, apparently.

Didn't he also direct the 10,000 Maniacs video about the weather? No giant phone in that one, though…

Somebody needs to FROST/NIXON that shit.

But when that line is "I'm just going to go and wander the halls of my building…" it's totally worth it.

I take it you did NOT put up a fight.

"That'll do for date night in the barrio, but…"
[facepalm]

"Once upon a time…
On a sad Valentine…
In a place known as Henniger Mine…"

Or that show TRACY TAKES ON… where Tracy Ullman would kick off the episode with a topic, but then she wouldn't appear in the rest of the episode - just wacky characters that kind of resembled her vaguely, each of them exploring the topic in a different way. Man, now that I think about it, she really phoned that one…