“he said that he faced “character assassination””

Pretty sure that the character coroner’s office determined it was a *SELF-INFLICTED WOUND*.

I propose a new sport where we tie Dov Charney and Terry Richardson to the fronts of junky cars and then crash them into each other. I shall call this “Creep Jousting.”

His advisory board is a diverse group. Some say no abortions ever. Some say never ever. Some say never ever ever. The most fervent add an exclamtion point.

“increased participation in nonmarital sexual relations without any expectation of marriage.”

Rubio demonstrating alternatives to intercourse in an abstinence-only sex ed class?

I remember when Robert Palmer did this same thing to promote diversity in his band.

Thanks for the update.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

Trump is the MRSA of conservative politicians. We’ve used shame and logic and basic sense to stomp out so many naked bigots that they finally mutated into one that’s immune to anti-bigotics.

Every picture of him is a dick pic.

This post will soon be updated to Martin Sheen WAS a dear friend of Burt Reynolds

book deal?

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

I can’t wait for the new generation of entitled to wax on about how they are self-made (even though their parents paid millions of dollars for designer genes).

This was a shooting at holiday party. Maybe if they hadn’t taken the “Christ” out of “Christmas” then this would have been avoided!

speaking of puppies:

agreed. speaking of elves...elf on a shelf. AHHHHHH. another pet peeve. maybe because i don’t have children? but part of it is the build up! the build up to the actual day, which is usually (not always) a build up to a pile of gifts. i grew up surrounded by people who really did it up for christmas, and my family was…