The problem isn’t licensing colleges, it is licensing the players’ likenesses.

I think it is also very important to point out, because people seem to forget, that some otherwise very bright people like to put on redface in their spare time.

I’m only 30 and I understood McCain perfectly: “But, her emails though....”

That take gets dropped on the regular, so it is hard to tell. I’ll leave you with this then:

Like, why even come here and state that? This take is so safe I’d trust a preschooler to consume it. If you’re gonna throw that down, you gotta drop something else with it. This is like bringing vegetables but no dip to the potluck.

This is why I am waiting for the heat death if the universe to ask God who the GOAT is, at which point He will say something about Celtics and scrappiness and I’ll feel deeply uncomfortable.

Ninja Turtles are green, Prosecution rests Your Honor.

Hah! I went to UNCG, and so I have received enough education to recognize my school blows!

I wouldn’t be too excited yet. Not until I see people shifting left. Plenty of Republicans (anecdotal evidence) in Bush era stopped identifying as Republican...but were all too happy to vote straight red.

Apple. The word is apple. It’s easy to confuse the two because at their core they can kill you and not be bothered. Because one is an unfeeling object the other a nutritious snack.

Or even the randomness of batting outcomes. Yeah getting the bases loaded and THEN hitting the homerun is a great idea, Jason.

That last bit really helped. This is an excellent comment.

Michelle Bachman is eligible to receive her pension at 62, it is 1.7% times years in service times the average of her highest earning 3 years. She’ll get about 26k, which is quite a bit. And healthcare isn’t free, her insurance is just subsidised as far as I can tell.

I’d lose my shit over meeting the Ryan Bros. too.

I didn’t...you had a special childhood.

I can say I never would have let my Captain in a secure area with a recording device. I like to think I would have told the President the same.

He ALSO lied on his tax returns and claimed that additional percentage as long term capital gains rather than compensation.

From the original CNN article.

NO! Puns are God’s Gift to mankind you brute!