Eh, W skews left. Where your vote was missed was down ballot, but I’d understand not voting in local elections when you’ve just moved.

Hah, funny. Sec. Clinton doesn’t remind me of my bitchy mother for the same reasons.

See! We totally cannot pay athleteasfor the work rendered because of our own incompetence!

No one disrespects the military by kneeling during an anthem. You do it when you vote for people that deploy them in needless wars. You do it when Cheney isn’t charged with war crimes. As for our forefathers, men who started a war with France to grab land in Ohio, refused to pay taxes on said war, owned people, and…

“Hi my name is man i love deadspin. My favorite thing in life is getting a rise out of libtards harharhar. Fuck making the world a better place.”

So your main enjoyment in life is trying to upset others? Not say holding someone close to you? Playing fetch with a pet? Maybe you should quit Deadspin. Go on a long retreat and find who you really are and who you really want to be. Because, no matter who you are, you can always be better.

Better than Russell Wilson offering me some bubbles to cure institutional racsim.

Soooo, not a woke bae?

+1 towel over your head

Scratch elbow? Good to know I can grind my way to Heaven like I get my Epic Gear in WoW.

This is a good use of everyone’s time.

ALBERT BURNEKO, had this real great idea. You should read about it.

I wouldn’t agree me father was insufferable.

+1 reasonable comment on the internet.

Or the Seahawks believe that their cyborg salesman reprogrammed to play QB will erase all sins. Until his spleen explodes.

Blaine Gabbert’s athleticism is hella surprising. And his short throw accuracy is dooooooope, son. Hehehe.

Racial inequality bingo is a hard game. If you understand it, you’re losing. If you ignore the game then somehow you win.

Question: do you think his church is integrated because it is the one he “heavily encourages” players to attend?

Which bega the question: why in 2016 we are asking for, deliberating on, and giving credence to Dabo’s leadership on equality.

I dunno... I personally would be fine with Dabo winning fewer games.