I would by a Fisker EV with the interior designed by Fiskars. Orange and black, ergonomic and functional. What’s not to like?

Here’s the court filing:

I’m pretty sure it was Florida Man. The poster’s Facebook page lists his home as Merritt Island, FL.

Stop it. They are trying to clean up the sport down under. Hence:

One of the most famous judgments in the common law is about cricket 6 dongs... here is the opening of the judgment in Miller v Jackson [1977] QB 966, where Lord Denning waxes rhapsodic over the English pastime. You can guess who won the case: