It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.

Stop using deodorant too. That should definitely stop the rapes!

I truly appreciate and respect how committed you are to this bit, Kate.

Good lord, my maternal heart goes out to that poor boy. I really hope that next year (if we make it that far), they let him off the hook and have Ivanka’s kids do the kid-duty instead, as they are co clearly more comfortable being in front of people. I loathe every single adult in that family but the kids are innocent…

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

I’m more curious where she found a live dog to accessorize her costume.

Even beyond the grossness of his certainty that everyone is a pedophile, it’s more than a little telling that Polanski doesn’t include women in his concept of “everyone.”

“I designed a ring that could go through a towel.” Really? Didn’t you just whip down to Hobby Lobby and get a bunch of those things people use for wine charms?

Mock all you want, but Mother Pence’s towel charms saved my marriage! My husband and I own exactly two towels and he just can’t keep track of which hook is His and which is Hers, bless his heart! Each and every day I had to wash our two towels - but at least it gave me the daily opportunity to sit atop the dryer while…

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

Dwight D. Eisenhower? I hardly know her!

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Jeff Koons doesn’t care if you know it or not.

Second:

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had…

Balloons are Having A Year!

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?