I think “Bald-faced Liar Jackson” was already taken.

Yea it is pretty awesome! They don’t advocate for complete abstinence during fertile days but they give you plenty of reminders to use condoms or other preventative measures during that time. They don’t give you the green light (literally it’s a little green marker on the day) until they’ve absolutely confirmed that…

The app asks that you take readings at least 5x a week and it reassesses your schedule every time you put data in so it can account for month to month fluctuations. It also makes sure to remind you that anything in the future days is a prediction and not confirmed until you enter your temp for the day. It also lists a…

I use it! I’ve been using it for almost a full year now and I think it’s fantastic. I’ve traveled back and forth from the US/EU a number of times (so had a pretty wonky sleep cycle during that time) and it’s tracked me right through. They give clear directions on when to take your temperature and that there are…

Shoutout to Ikea for showing a woman’s bodily fluids with an accurate color. #pablopicassohadablueperiodnotme

That’s the fifth, less accomplished of the bunch, Horse Shit.

Drop seat waders are a reel good idea. So many great fishing rivers have schools of mosquitos just waiting to nibble when you drop trou to nature potty.

I’ll give it to you because - tis the season for lutefisk.

You must be the brains of this operation.