Honestly, a large part of it is also being young and not having kids.

I’m probably going to transition to the same dairy is a treat mentality. I am almost done with Whole30, I cannot believe I’ve gone almost a month without cheese. Apparently cheese is very very addictive, as indicated in part my constant dreams of…

It makes me inordinately happy that my one of nichest interests also belongs to a Congresswoman and now can be officially called a hobby and not just a way I spend all of money and annoy my friends!

I just discovered that Trader Joe’s has a hyaluronic acid serum for $8.99 and it’s fucking fantastic.

For the record, I’m sad to report that oat milk does, in fact, rule.

Why the fuck am I stuck in the greys while this bull shit is out here for all the world to see?

MY GOD, IT’S ZEUS

Similarly, he said, “You can take a guy that’s not that attractive, stick a beard on him and he’s like freakin’ Zeus.”

But you’re trying! And you’ve asked others! I still cant figure my own hair out. I hope my kids dont get my curls as I have no skill for hair.

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID.

Yup. I’ve met Russell Brand a couple of times years ago and he is genuinely  funny and charming in person. He is self depreciating as anyone who has read the autobiographies can tell.  He would also and obviously is the worst choice in choosing to be a dad. My brother is also a big kid at heart. He also manned up when…

I feel bad for your Pops, but at least he had that realization that he was wrong. There is a special brand of shitheel, who openly brag about not doing anything to raise their kids. No wonder most of his brood turned out the way they did.

My 80 year old dad never changed a diaper or spent much time with us. He is now so consumed with guilt and regret, and often talks about the great relationships my brothers have with their kids. He’s trying really hard with the grandkids, but gets pretty overwhelmed with the younger ones, because he never learned any…

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID. This will definitely impact them since “Dad doesn’t seem to care” which in turn will influence their parenting style which perpetuates this indifference.

Who hurt you?

I find Adam Driver so attractive.

Ding, ding, ding! Travis hasn’t done anything problematic (at least not publicly). (Although, some say he should not perform at the superbowl.) In interviews, he’s super sweet. And he just seems like an ok guy. If you want to watch him in an interview, check out his interview on Ellen. He was sweet and charming.

I’m an old lady and I think he seems sweet.

“he’s just using the same slang all kids use”

He’s really not any better or worse than the other rappers out there today about the issues. They’re all “even Kendrick” generally awful when it comes to women. 

We had to put our dog, Doodle-Bug, down today. He was just old and sick and there was nothing we could’ve done for him. We had him for 18 years and I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. He’d been with me since I was 8 and was the first dog I ever owned.