Good evening, Jezzies!

Pass along my compliments to your cousin, he still makes me giggle in that scene to this day. 

NEVER FEEL GUILTY ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS. 

“We stood in the mosh pit, where plaid-wearing, twenty-something Cal students openly smoked pot, looking extremely impressed with themselves.”

Both USC and UCLA are incredibly difficult to get into. Even people with straight As and good SAT scores sometimes don’t get admitted, because the pool of applicants is self-selecting and all candidates look like that already. So you’ll be hard pressed to convince them to refund you because it’ll set a precedent where…

Good for you! My exercise has totally fallen off in the face of a cross-country move and bananas work hours. Good for you for doing something for yourself even though you’re busy!

In fairness, it’s Lake Elsinore, which means this is the only time of year that anyone, tourists or residents, *want* to go there.

Fun read. Thanks for sharing!

I love this book! I’ve been listening to it on audio the past few night to fall asleep, and whenever I wake up I get tidbits of gossip and stupidity told in a very soothing voice. And then I go back to sleep. 

I’m not sure why everyone is shooting you down about this. It’s a good point and not exactly a reach to consider. Thank you for raising it—I should have thought about it, but I didn’t until you brought it up.

And also you can spoil them and they can be assholes and they still will a never grow up to become a Republican. 

I’m barren and have no time for any of this, so way to win at life!

Weirdly enough, I genuinely disliked it the first time I saw it, but gave it another chance this week and I have no idea what my problem was! Do I hate adorable funny people and tender moments? Anyway I hope Dan Levy and his flawless eyebrows will forgive me. 

You are amazing, and thank you for helping!

Oh my gosh! Thank you for the update. So glad they figured out what was wrong and gave you great care in the process. Take your time healing ❤️

I’m so sorry that happened to you! Big hugs and I hope your shoulder heals quickly and you have some emotional support. Being behind on bills because you’ve gone through something traumatic feels so unfair :(

Thoughts prayers hugs! I hope they find the cause and you heal as quickly as possible ❤️

Sick today so I have the laziness turned up to 11 (had-my-groceries-delivered level lazy(. But I did make some posole and am pickling some jalapeños and carrots!

Keanu is truly the world’s most beautiful creature.

RHYMES WITH INERTIA IS SERSHA!!