Fled the scene of an accident, ran red lights, stop signs, but dammit if he wasn’t using his blinkers.

$86k for a Jeep? Hope that comes with a bridge for sale too.

Pro tip: don’t read any of the filing immediately before or after eating; it may induce vomiting.

$400,000 to lease only (initially) a car with the same badge as the rebranded Toyota ricer down the street from me with fart can exhaust and purple headlights and you’re telling me they didn’t sell out immediately? I can’t imagine why.

Know what seems totally safe? A large group of people in flammable clothes, without any fire suppression systems, gathering around a recently crashed and flipped car that’s full of highly combustible liquid. Sign me up.

So we give up hours if not days of battery life in the name of phone thickness so we can immediately add it back with thick liquid filled cases so our phones can “glitter.” Great.

Know what one of the only things people love more than saving time? It’s saving money. I’m not very surprised this didn’t do well.

Typo in a post pointing out a typo. Irony.

Just so I’m clear, explaining to someone how only the strongest / most fit survive is more difficult than explaining how a cosmic ghost dedicated various days to various creations that he randomly decided on, removing a rib from a male to craft a female after which he rested and let out a “it’s good” into the heavens…

Sounds like she probably wasn’t all that fit

Maybe, oh I don’t know, get an actual job and don’t depend on “donations” from people watching you play some game online for your livelihood? Just a thought.

You post about Thiel so often that I’m actually beginning to root for him.

All these articles about Putin hacking the election and I haven’t seen a single one yet explaining what I really want to know - how in the name of Zeus’s butthole has Putin managed to go from President to Chancellor of Russia? I mean, he’s been in power for so long I doubt many people who live there remember a time…

Can’t say the same thing about education diversity (go Boston).

It’s almost like Nintendo is trying to go bankrupt.

I honestly don’t understand who exactly is turning down a BMW / Audi / Mercedes / (even) Lexus to go buy a Hyundai.

.... You’re scared to get in a car because of your reputation?

This looks like Vin Diesel the same way that those potatoes chips people are trying to sell on eBay look like Jesus, which is to say not at all.

On the plus side, listing says it comes with the keys.

The second sentence of your argument of why FWD is a performance car (and why I don’t know how to drive) was: “A front-drive car is a legit performance machine, as seen on any track...” Can’t tell if you’re just acting dumb or you’re actually this lacking in IQ points, either way, please proceed.