Fuck the free world.

Don’t let Amy Pascal anywhere near the MCU unless you want massive dysfunction and shitiness.

Stan Lee is a narcissistic shit stain of a human being.

WTF are all these references to Disney being involved the creative process. They had absolutely no creative input on the project. The movie was produced by several indie companies in tandem with Nintendo. After the project was completed, Disney distributed it under their Buena Vista division.

Do yew uwnderswand lhife!? Do yew!?

Because the Lost 39th Commandment sayeth “Thou shall not playeth music written by asians”

Good idea. No matter how fat he gets, his voice will always sound like gold

Wow. An artist turns out to be a creep. She should protest the water for being wet while she’s at it.

Way to be a nazi

There’s no way that the Dems will take back the White House in 2020...they have no viable candidates and the party is eating itself alive. I cannot wait to see the mass hysteria when the shitbag gets another term.

Every Streep performance is the same performance. She’s become Lady Nicholson at this point

I bet you were the resident tattle tale on your playground. Everyone hated you.

She didn’t feel bad about it until she saw his micropenis.

Would she compare the experience to a kiss from a rose on the grey?

File To: Never Gonna Happen (See Also: Gambit, True Lies 2, Winds of Winter)

In the real world nobody cares

I didn’t know the AV Club recognized rape culture as an actual thing

Her?

If you ain’t first, you’re last

That’s their problem