You don’t have to enjoy it but maybe you could shut the fuck up about it

Yeahhhh but Dave would also force all of his female staffers to sit alone with Bill Cosby at lunch time while he stared them down and slurped pasta down his gullet.

Seek professional help or focus on things you actually have control over.

Back in ‘09 I helped my roommate move a bunch of stuff from his failed startup into storage. He was short on cash and offered to give me a couple Bitcoins instead. I told him that I’d wait for the cash and I’m still waiting...

Did Harry Knowles actually think he’d fool anyone into supporting his new “career” by manscaping?

“With MY great power, comes YOUR great responsibility to suck my cock, true believer!” -Stan Lee at bath time last month 

The Kirby Estate is already claiming that Jack created sexual assault.

It’s pretty clear that Stan came up with the name and snappy dialogue, Ditko created the character supporting cast and plots for the first 38 issues (until Stan decided that Norman Osborn should be the Green Goblin instead of the Objectivist hero Ditko intended) while Jack probably designed the earliest version of the…

Membah when AVClub writers trafficked snark instead of smarm?   

Since when did the AV Club turn into Drudge Report?

I just send mine to some guy named Bob Jones. I guess he runs a university.

He’s waiting for his shot in the Eddie Murphy biopic.

Stop treating spoilers like they need a trigger warning and grow the fuck up.

Um because democracy is a fucking joke? Our corporate overlords laugh at the notion that voting matters.

I’ve been actively trying to get banned for drawing dicks all over the arena but they always get covered up before I can finish them

Girl, she’s hardly a Grace Jones and no where near a Tina Turner.

Meh. Let me know when they make a Cher-ry Wine.

So how long until we find out that the kid was being bullied for being a unabashed white supremacist. Back in high school we used to kick the shit out of the redneck kid who wore confederate flag tshirts

Why does Greg always look dead in the eyes?

Once I dated a mentally unstable woman who threatened to accuse me of rape if I ever broke up with her . I did and she followed through on her threat. Thankfully she was dumb enough to leave a voicemail saying how she could make up all sorts of allegations if I didn’t agree to get back together with her and said that…