I don’t think you get it.  It’s OK when Jezebel writers do it but it’s wrong when other writers do it.

indignant and unnecessarily hostile response to foot fetish joke on behalf of all foot lovers everywhere, you monster

Beard trimmer?

Filmstruuuuuuuuuck.

You’re a naive nightmare if you think he’s not.

I’m all for reasonable gun reform, but the way this kid has leveraged a tragedy to launch his personal brand is a bit unsavory.

His days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are OVER!

This books sucks insanely hard.

Monica Rambeau > MarVell

yes, you can when you have compassion for others’ suffering.

Oh God, stop. At some point it’s a matter of integrity. For the hypothetical people you mention “presenting themselves as bimbos” was not a requirement; it merely made things easier, more straightforward. You choose how to live your life. I’m sorry, but you can’t call everything “victim blaming” without also…

To be fair, Ernest Cline also had all sorts of bad ideas for Fanboys. “It is no classic” is a huge understatement. That movie was a smoldering shitburger pie at a rendering plant potluck in the middle of August.

Me and the guys have been ripping off Cheers every night now for fifteen years.

But...I just got a new shirt at the Men’s Store!

But...I just got a new shirt at the Men’s Store!

Counterpoint: Anime was a mistake. :P

Exactly! This is not a good person we’re talking about, and The Disaster Artist suffered from its (mandatory) affection for him.

I would argue Against the Day is more difficult than Gravity’s Rainbow. It has the advantage of being more obvious in the stylistic motifs, but the disadvantage of refusing to explain what’s going on. I read it in law school, and at one point the girl sitting next to me asked me what the book I was reading was about,…

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TYPING MOMENT!

I don’t like this. While I don’t support the goals of the NRA, they don’t necessarily encourage illegal conduct (though they are a hindrance to enacting reasonable new laws that would save lives) and I don’t feel that people who want to watch NRATV should be prevented from doing so just because Amazon or Google or…

Jimmy Fallon doesn’t DESERVE to be trolled by Mac and Me clips.