In a world where Kim Kardashian is meeting Donald Trump in the White House, all things are possible. Let me have this, you monster.

Questionable immigration status, Eastern European origin, it all makes sense...

Women are the Dragons of Chaos™.

I have nothing truly productive to add to this conversation, only the hope that the motherfucker hurries up and chokes to death on a cheeseburger. Or strokes out or whatever, but I want him to die in a poetically grotesque way.

So do we think she sold all her unused smokey-eye shadow or that she boxed it all up and put in the basement waiting for everyone to forget about Michelle Wolf?

However. his follow up question on the Russia probe got nothing but side eye.

I dont think that the implication here is that being extremely logical is bad. I would guess that the OP is more poking fun at the fact that these idiots THINK that they are extremely logical - while their actions are anything but.

Hyper-logical seems like code for sociopath.

Let’s deport him. Turkey is not sending us their best people. They are sending harassers, sexists, and litigious assholes. I bet he has calves like cantaloupes from carrying around all those law books.

he describes himself as a detached and hyper-logical champion of human rights

I wasn’t aware you could damage the earnings potential of someone getting a PHD in English. Pretty sure they damaged their own.

The visibility of such accusations of bias has added fuel to a growing and increasingly mainstream men’s rights movement, the central conceit of which is that feminism’s victories have overcorrected, making America a dangerous place for the straight, white, and male.

I just want to remind everyone that now is not the time for jokes, a man’s reputation is on the line.

But that doesn’t involve my boyfriend, so I reject it. This is my fantasy life, I’m going with the good stuff.

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The funny part is that Ivanka is always running in Safe Mode, and she still bluescreens.

I hate how the TV version of 50 Shades of Greitens ended so badly.

Perhaps this is the porn magazine she’s referring to?

Then it seems a little disingenuous to claim “Democrats give women longer sentences” if the real issue is “Republicans over-sentence blacks and under-sentence women.” This desire for “balance” insists that if we report a bad thing by one party we must need to say something negative about the other.

White entitlement for you. This is why they have kids, to get free burgers. Coupon Queens I call them.