Harriet Miers? W tried to appoint his personal attorney with no judicial experience to the Supreme Court, because she was good at getting him out of DUIs and shit.

‘Also, I will be taking the 5th when it’s Sean’s turn. I mean...nevermind.’

This man harbors dreams of shooting an assailant who’s trying to kill him. But jokes on him, you can’t shoot cholesterol.

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

Master race looking good, buddy!

She’s not wrong, though. Children of divorce are almost always with their mother the vast majority of the time. I’m in my 30s and single, so a lot of my single-and-dating cohort is divorced, lots with children. Guys tell me all the time how relieved they are that I don’t have children (charming) b/c they don’t want to…

The thing people need to remember is that the people on Fox aren’t what bring in the money. The hate is what brings in the money. Fox viewers aren’t going to follow their favorite “personality” to a new channel, because those channels are the enemy and therefore everyone there is the enemy.

“Barack Obama, your honor.”

It’s actually about having veterinarians perform surgery while bungee jumping.

Maybe you meant to reply to someone else? I didn’t “blame” anyone for anything. I’m a 20-year campaign strategy consultant sharing an insight into how comms and campaigns affect behavioral outcomes.

I’m so uncomfortable on a spiritual level right now. I didn’t know this level of discomfort was possible.

Oh, I’m sure there’s plenty of flames here. But if Splinter had evidence of that, they’d be running wild with it.

In defense of the allegation that Jackson is a heavy drinker, I have to point out the fact that this a man who has seen Donald Trump in his underwear and has had to touch his junk.

My favorite part of the report was that he was accused of “drinking excessively while at work”. Is there an amount that a physician can drink at work that wouldn’t be excessive? Like if my surgeon has a martini lunch, it’s all good but a 3 martini lunch is excessive.

You see excuses, I see areas where problems will exist that need to be dealt with. But that’s ok. I’ll fuck off now to satisfy your simple viewpoint.

Ok, guns are banned. There are literally hundreds of millions of firearms in the US right now. That ban doesn’t make them *poof* and go away instantly. What’s next and at what level does the ban exist?

I know your heart is in the right place, my dude, but the RNC has mailed you a thank-you note for your assistance in raising 2018 republican turnout.

It’s easy to say those three words, execution would be a wee bit tougher. Methods of procuring said banned weapons without violating 4th amendment protections, compensation to owners, dealing with difficult owners, tracing unregistered firearms are all issues to be ironed out of those three words.

I’ll counter with storage requirements (guns secure and ammo separate), insurance, renewable licensing, mandatory training, SN tracking and annual background checks.