Turns out that extra $1.50 a paycheck doesn’t go that far toward covering healthcare, housing, education, and all the other things you’ve cut funding for.

They just love it because it’s so young.

Do you want to go back to the bad old days where Washington took more of what you earned?

It was really more Carl Icahn that bailed out his shitty casino and such back in the early 90s.

I heard an interview a few weeks back with Timothy Snyder (on NPR, I forget the program). He wrote “On Tyranny” and “The Road to Unfreedom”. He posits that without Russia there would be no Donald Trump. He says that it was Russian money that kept him relevant and therefore enabled The Apprentice, and all the rest of…

John Mulaney describing the Trump’s charade of a presidency as “ This Is A Horse Loose In A Hospital” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard.

“Why aren’t we stopping? That was the park back ther- Ohhh....”

don’t worry ... we’re all gonna get a “fucking” and no one will be left out.

“I’m so family focused I’ve got several families!”

They want to ban abortion, but they use it themselves. They use God as their reasoning, and then spit in His face.

For all of his horrific tendencies, I’m not sure that any one is more jarring to me than the president’s repeated references to things he’s supposedly heard people say as though that offers any measure of credibility to the topic. Like, when most people say “I’ve heard...” that’s contextualizing whatever follows as…

The pardon was widely read as a signal from Trump that, should criminal charges to members of his inner circle be leveled, he would look out for those who, like Libby—a man doggishly loyal to Cheney to the end—refused to roll over on their boss when times got tough.

LOL, such typical Republican behavior. Paid abortions for their mistresses but not any of you sluts.

Dear Nikki,

Because ‘just a couple of years ago’ we had a Democrat African-American-Hawaiian as President, and the Right was scandalized by such matters as dijon mustard on burgers and feet on desks and mandatory health care for everybody.

At some point, we confused “leader” with “celebrity” and the downward slide started.

Does this mean Steve Doocy is now subject to war crimes?

Bob from TN is a fucking liar. He still won’t admit that I caught that fish and not him. Fuck Bob.

Should have had Bob from Tennessee talk about how much it saved/made for him.