If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

You mean before DACA even existed? Or all the time she spent working with lawyers to be a part of the program and comply with everything that was asked of her? You mean all of that nothing?

Because there is no legal path to citizenship for a lot of the people who are already in this country. That’s the law the GOP ignores in demonizing the undocumented as somehow evading good ol’ American citizenship when it’s, in fact, not available.

I don’t know if you know this, but you can’t just walk in somewhere and say “I’m an illegal alien, and I would like citizenship now.” It doesn’t work that way. She had a few stops and starts with lawyers, which are difficult to get when you have little to no money to pay them (people with no papers aren’t usually…

My friend found out she wasn’t in the country legally when she was a senior in high school. She was brought here in diapers, from a country she knows nothing about, where she knows no one. She scraped by and lived a scary, cobbled-together life until she was finally able to become a DACA recipient. She didn’t break…

That “don’t break the law” strawman breaks down pretty quickly when you start looking at people that lacked any intent (or were not capable of forming intent) because they came here as children.

Trump is going to be horrified when this investigation reveals that Jared has been having sex with Ivanka for around a decade.

Trump is literally a text interaction where a guy gets turned down and calls the girl an ugly whore in response come to life.

Yes, yes, yes. I want his presidency to become the political sin that brings about the flaming sword at the entrance of Eden guarding against humanity’s return to the garden.

Undisclosed charges? They have to involve those glasses and that Merrill Hodge double windsor.

One of George Bush Jr’s few redeeming qualities as a person is that he has a love of shelter dogs. About a year ago, George and Laura added a shelter dog to their family.

Edit: You know what, not engaging with this idiot.

No collusion! Hillary’s the collusion!

“Most of us should be in jail for the things we do,” she said. “We just haven’t been caught. No one’s gone after us.”

Yes they did... All coverage about “who’s paying for all this”, “those hypocrites have armed guards at this rally!”, “OMG CELEBRITIES, I KNEW IT”, “I’d rather see a march that addresses issues experienced by real Americans”, “why isn’t anyone there talking about how it’s all the FBI’s fault?” and “why don’t they have…

The fact that he’s not commenting on this giant public demonstration illustrates his complete lack of beliefs about anything but himself. If he was a staunch 2A supporter, he’d be using his bully pulpit to try and refute the gun control movement, at least. But he’s got nothing because he believes in nothing. He’s all…

Should being so paranoid that you feel you need to carry a firearm on your person at all times be considered a mental issue?

“We simply can’t take this president seriously at anything he says”