He won’t be able to fire Mueller that fast unless he pulls a literal Nixonian ‘Saturday Night Massacre’ and fires Rod Rosenstein first and has a willing patsy ready to go. Considering how that role in Watergate killed Robert Bork’s career, finding an ax man to replace Rosenstein May becharder than it looks.

He might be pitiful, but there’s a pretty good chance we’re going to miss his understated incompetence when Pompeo and his hawkish dishonesty takes over. Pompeo will distort reality for Trump with gusto, and Tillerson wouldn’t.

“Yeah, I’ll be glad when their two minutes is up.”

What uproar? It’s a dumbass idea and the people proposing it are being called out on it.

Well, except for those backpacks suck balls and rip and tear shortly after you have some actual heavy loads in them. I mean...they are just plastic, and can’t compare to a real backpack.

I kind of agree with you from the standpoint that having to carry your books and whatnot in a clear bag is not some affront to God or the laws of nature. But the point made about how this is putting a band aid on a broken arm is correct. You could have also gone with re-arranging the chairs on the deck of the Titanic.…

He should send five empty pizza boxes and one with a single slice in it with the note “Sorry the rest was given to shareholders”

I determined one probable cause after an arduous and detailed qualitative analysis of Sloppy/Schlampen’s posting history. I coordinated my findings with a couple of other trusted colleagues at a Linguistics Analysis office at the local university. They used a histogram and statistical frequency run down with known…

Don’t forget that it was an open primary. The election was likely just tipped to him by Republicans realizing the Democratic primary was basically the true election and there was no point in voting in the Republican primary since it was an actual fucking Nazi running unopposed.

Holy shit, Kush committed treason

I’m not a lawyer but I’m assuming that the contract she signed was in her real name, not her stage name. Therefore, it would be sloppy journalism to leave it out lest some readers wonder who the heck this Stephanie person is.

Because of limits on file sizes, I usually have to send two or three. (You’ll need to print them out and then tape them together.)

Unsurprising. Not only do hate sites like this need to be in opposition to something (like Obama), they’re basically the capitalist cycle on super-fast forward. Start, grow wildly, absorb all they can, overreach, collapse over their initial message, shrink back.

I mean, isn’t Breitbart pretty much synonymous with all of those already? At this point saying Breitbart is racist is redundant.

Hey, I’m just saying. It could have been one of our viewers. I mean, they hate Austin. I’m pretty sure we constantly remind them to hate Austin. I’m just connecting dots here.

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

*significant federal regulation and surveillance of bomb-making materials/guides*

In fairness, this tweet does make you 🤔 think....about how stupid Chad Prather must be, every minute of every day of his life.  

This is a really important story. Let’s send Geraldo and Steve fucking Doocy to get the hot takes. They have so much integrity between them and just want to get down to the facts.

Once they find out that he was making hand-crafted, artisanal pipe bombs, they’ll reframe him as being a typical weird, liberal Austinite/Austinito/Austiner/Austinx.