For Wii U, you say?

Well I'm going by what I know and know nothing about how to do those kinds of stuff but yeah, you're probably right. The actual Disney animations look a million times better than these.

Idk all and every bad illustration "animated" with pucker/bloat/distort makes me uncomfortable...

Well I was GOING to watch the video, but when I can see strawman, no true scotsman, AND ad hominem being used in the very first paragraph, it kind of turns me off.

Link's often-overwhelming presence in Mario Kart 8 tells me two things about the current state of the game. First: adding stuff from The Legend of Zelda into Mario Kart was a great idea, and Nintendo should have done so sooner. Second: players are latching onto the new character so zealously right now because Mario…

"Adam Sandler's movies are always great." That alone should get him put on a watch list.

If you have to create multiple fake accounts to make a point, chances are your point is fucking awful.

Want!

They said Smash Bros, not Half Life 3.

Ubisoft: "Ugh, looks terrible. No one wants that."

That creepypasta states that Kohji Nisino committed suicide in front of the police... however he is alive and well and still working on pokemon games to this day. I found it a bit hard to continue reading after that :(

There's... no masturbation joke here. It's about the Kinect being a tool of evil and black magic.

Are you sure it's not a "seeing into the afterlife to talk with Grandma" joke, like it seems to be? It's pretty well veiled, if it's a joke about the XBox seeing you masturbate. Do you see masturbation jokes everywhere? Am I making one now?

That's all fine and good, but... does it bend?

Cats make bad iphone cases. If they fall, they land on their feet. Which would mean your phone would fall. Bunnies do not have that problem.