Cat: (hasn't moved in 2 hours)

Has there ever been a high fashion show presenting stuff that any sane person would actually walk down the street wearing?

Pardon my French, but this is shit, isn't it? I mean it is unequivocally shit. If you saw someone walking down the street wearing this... People would take pictures, and not in a good way.

Getting the cat to look at the camera whilst you take the photo would be the hardest boss battle ever.

Just call it Hold Still Dammit.

there could be a game where you try to just take a picture of your cat in different shaped reticles. it would be the hardest most fun/frustrating game ever.

Dancing partner:

She is GOING to get that interview, dammit!

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

Give me a real battle mode modeled after N64 and we have the best Mario Kart in the series.

Friend - "Did you see they cancelled project Titan?"

OH MY GOD! THAT THING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DIDNT EXIST UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO WILL NEVER EXIST!

125 years old and (apparently) perpetually doomed. Thanks for being awesome Nintendo.

You know what? The casual/hardcore gamer distinction is horseshit.

"My dear boy, I raid toooombs." My gut hurts from laughing at that line.

Careful. Your comment will be dismissed.

This does look legitimately interesting, but I can't lie, I was hoping for a sequel to THE greatest finger sim of all time.