If only The Venture Bros. was on the air back then; we could have had a Chevy Venture Venture Bros. Edition, with Brock Sampson yelling out directions!

Flying unicorn, you say? :)

I hope this red looks better in person, as it looks plasticky in the photos.

Someone finally made a real-life Stompers Water Demon!

Dr. Rockso and PurpleCrumbs are right behind you!

“Just another day in a war without end.” *sounds of gunfire in the distance*

It looks better without the front and rear clips. And metal. Definitely more metal.

I’d love to see Moonbeam City on a Ferrari or Porsche!

If Canadians were polite, we wouldn’t have Skinny Puppy, Front Line Assembly, or Voivod, for starters.

FINALLY!!! The answer I’ve been waiting for ever since Ray teased us about his potential ride for his high school reunion... and I’m surprised he didn’t try for the Corvette after breaking the Jeep. Did he at least go to his reunion?

The explosions could use more work — too spidery — and the water washing over the submarine needs more Vaseline — as does the ocean surrounding it — but if Kojima got a hold of this and brought it to Platinum, I could see this being the next Metal Gear Rising installment.

Did you fix your plate?

Until this week, this was the only Ruby Rose I knew:

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

The second-gen Mitsubishi Diamante started like this:

I would recommend a Kia Cadenza, just so you can enjoy the serious moonlight while the DJ plays that awesome InFiction remix of David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.”

I’ve been told before that when Wert finally cuts all ties with Gawker Media, his last contribution will be the answer to our long-standing question. I just wonder why the long wait, though. Is there some sort of statute of limitations issue surrounding the Jeep truck prototype and/or the then-new C6 Corvette that was…

You could always ask Ray Wert. #StillWaitingForThatReunionPostEightYearsLater

“Stop jerking off on Rei and get in the robot, Shin... erm, John!”

If Cat Power did electronic music, it would be this.