What a lovely war ensemble this Scion is wearing! Very on-trend this season in the abyss:

My favorite is this unsolved mystery from late 2007: http://jalopnik.com/325856/jeep-jt…

"The Tesla Model X will mop the floor with other luxury cars like they're Baghdad and it's 2003 again," eh?

World Marshall's "police" force in Denver is only four years away, unless reality decides to speed things up.

My first time online was in my high school's library in 1996 or so. Windows 95 on a Compaq, dial-up Internet. Didn't go online much then. Found Front 242 lyrics and Daria fan fiction, though.

Kent, Washington

52 Pinkie Pies, to be exact.

52 Pinkie Pies, to be exact.

Lumi Hirvelä:

I had that one when I was younger! Plastic and die-cast, though I don't think "Agent Meister" was on my Jazz.

"It's like looking into a mirror!"

Republic Airlines knows all about Omaha!

Kylie took it to a whole other level in the early 2000s:

Rob Ford?

Ford Fiesta RS WRC. Color-blocking FTW!

Craigslist is that way, brah.

I had one of those games! Mine involved shooting space spiders in blue and red LCD goodness; I just don't remember the name.

"My dreams are all dead and buried/Sometimes, I wish the TARDIS would just explode."

He's never watched "Chopping Mall," has he?