AMEN, GKIII! I rented one of those fuckers from Enterprise a month ago, and that hamstermobile could not get out of its own way no matter how far I pushed the accelerator down along the way to and from Louisville through the West Virginia Turnpike!

Jalopnik was one of the first online automotive publications I ever read, and it was when you and Davey and all of the other crazies were putting it together. Without Davey, I would have not discovered Turbonegro as soon as I did, if at all.

Especially if McDonald’s brings this back:

How much more red can you make Gruden in Photoshop before he goes infrared, and all we see is a black hole where a storied coach used to be?

I only wonder how much redder they can make Gruden with two more games and more stories to go

And yet another manufacturer tries to Nissan Juke the front end of their vehicle by placing the headlights below where some will think the headlights are. Ugh

Back when I was the editor-in-chief of a short-lived Louisville, Kentucky-based online lifestyle publication, I had the pleasure of interviewing Stef for what would turn out to be one of the final articles to be published on the site.

Needs more Cardinal Copia:

I guess I know which Ram 1500 Triple H would drive now:

This reminds me of the Youabian Puma from a few years ago, only more subtle.

This post could be a Poppy video:

I was hoping the Horse Proximity gauge was real, possibly installed in cars whose job is to drive in front of the horses as a moving gate during harness races.

The Twingo is a magical concoction, developed by Renault’s crack team of wizards and elegant witches...

Does Fancy Kristen live in Los Santos? Does she wish to? She’d fit right in, especially with her sudden interest in military equipment.

Thank you! :)

I drove that Beetle whose engine needed the rebuild! Hagerty brought it out to Portland, Oregon for their Hagerty Driving Experience in September 2015; the event happened to be on my 37th birthday weekend. It was the first vehicle I drove in years; wrote about it, too: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2015/09/shifting-…

Did you shoot these shots in film?! :)

David Tracy? Did you mishear a lyric?

Yes, but he won’t mention it in an open setting.

This is the only Ruby Rose I acknowledge: