Imagine a truck with a color paring of Titty Pink and Pussy Magnet Yellow.

Or, as Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM listeners would call them, chemtrails.

Fluffle Puff knows all about taco cleanses.

Steelheart was my 1980s cartoon crush.

"Gutter Oil Fries with a side order of Donkey Sauce for dippin'! Only at Guy Fieri's Flavortown USA, home of the Kulinary Gangsta Manburger!"

I just hope the story's a good one for the wait. I'll be here either way. ;-)

I came to Jalopnik in 2006 or so. Not sure how I found the place (French cars, perhaps), but I've been reading ever since.

Needs more Miley Cyrus.

It had a turbo, and it was attached to a 2.0L engine. Jalopnik even spent three posts with the car (here's part 1): 2008 Chevy Cobalt SS Sedan, Part One.

Whomever reworked the livery could have just simply omitted "Rothmans"; "Racing" just cheapens the look ever so slightly.

It is a thing. Usually starring Rainbow Dash; they really like her mane.

I have seen three Ss in Louisville, the most recent being Sunday when someone drove a newly purchased S in this grey/green color; the car didn't have its license plate yet. The other two were navy blue and silver, though if I'm mixing up the navy blue with black, then I may have seen four after all.

The Nordschliefe is a little ol' place where/we can 'ring together!

Those cars aren't the only ones that scream, "C-C-C-COCAINE!"

A lot of the cars on the list just seem to be bland to me, not ugly. I'm also surprised the Aztek is no longer No. 1 in the ugly contest.

I've seen two in Louisville so far, one black, one silver. Last Tesla I saw before the S was someone's Roadster at the 2011 Louisville Concours d'Elegance; it came from Ohio.

Up the road from me is a used European car dealership. Tiny lot out front, so you can see everything, including two Lancia Scorpions and one Beta, black with sunroof and red interior. Never seen a price on any of them, but then again, I'm not in the market just yet.

Raphael, if a director ever made the "James Deen" movie, you would be cast in the titular role.

I keep expecting the crowd to bust into a Harlem Shuffle based on that GIF.

Megatron has been reincarnated as a Lamborghini. I wonder how it would in Tron lines. :)