The explosions could use more work — too spidery — and the water washing over the submarine needs more Vaseline — as does the ocean surrounding it — but if Kojima got a hold of this and brought it to Platinum, I could see this being the next Metal Gear Rising installment.

Did you fix your plate?

Until this week, this was the only Ruby Rose I knew:

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

The second-gen Mitsubishi Diamante started like this:

I would recommend a Kia Cadenza, just so you can enjoy the serious moonlight while the DJ plays that awesome InFiction remix of David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.”

I’ve been told before that when Wert finally cuts all ties with Gawker Media, his last contribution will be the answer to our long-standing question. I just wonder why the long wait, though. Is there some sort of statute of limitations issue surrounding the Jeep truck prototype and/or the then-new C6 Corvette that was…

You could always ask Ray Wert. #StillWaitingForThatReunionPostEightYearsLater

“Stop jerking off on Rei and get in the robot, Shin... erm, John!”

If Cat Power did electronic music, it would be this.

What a lovely war ensemble this Scion is wearing! Very on-trend this season in the abyss:

My favorite is this unsolved mystery from late 2007: http://jalopnik.com/325856/jeep-jt…

"The Tesla Model X will mop the floor with other luxury cars like they're Baghdad and it's 2003 again," eh?

World Marshall's "police" force in Denver is only four years away, unless reality decides to speed things up.

My first time online was in my high school's library in 1996 or so. Windows 95 on a Compaq, dial-up Internet. Didn't go online much then. Found Front 242 lyrics and Daria fan fiction, though.

Kent, Washington

52 Pinkie Pies, to be exact.

52 Pinkie Pies, to be exact.

Lumi Hirvelä:

I had that one when I was younger! Plastic and die-cast, though I don't think "Agent Meister" was on my Jazz.