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"It's like looking into a mirror!"

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Kylie took it to a whole other level in the early 2000s:

Rob Ford?

Ford Fiesta RS WRC. Color-blocking FTW!

Craigslist is that way, brah.

I had one of those games! Mine involved shooting space spiders in blue and red LCD goodness; I just don't remember the name.

"My dreams are all dead and buried/Sometimes, I wish the TARDIS would just explode."

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He's never watched "Chopping Mall," has he?

Imagine a truck with a color paring of Titty Pink and Pussy Magnet Yellow.

Or, as Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM listeners would call them, chemtrails.

Fluffle Puff knows all about taco cleanses.

Steelheart was my 1980s cartoon crush.

"Gutter Oil Fries with a side order of Donkey Sauce for dippin'! Only at Guy Fieri's Flavortown USA, home of the Kulinary Gangsta Manburger!"

I just hope the story's a good one for the wait. I'll be here either way. ;-)

I came to Jalopnik in 2006 or so. Not sure how I found the place (French cars, perhaps), but I've been reading ever since.

Needs more Miley Cyrus.

Whomever reworked the livery could have just simply omitted "Rothmans"; "Racing" just cheapens the look ever so slightly.