I wonder if this 8C belongs to a certain Gumballer... hmm...

Ute racing?! I must know more! :D

I got my first one last February for NY Fashion Week. Best 29 bucks I spent! I'll have to get a new one after May, though.

What happened in that GIF?! Did he run over something to cause the front suspension to explode?

My high school reunion... never happened. It was to have happened in 2008, but either A) Facebook, B) not enough of us could be bothered, or C) not enough of us could be bothered to pay $65 to attend. Oh well. 2018?

The pandas are coming, so hide under your beds!

"Taco-flavored kisses for my Benz!"

There's an ex-ambulance running around in Old Louisville, painted vaguely A-Team-ish. Not certain what it's being used for now, but it seems cool.

I'm a fan of Portal more than anything; GLaDOS has my heart. It was for science.

And this is what the car said.

If this current petition is a success, having the U.S. sign the 1958 Agreement could be the next step.

The United States could also just become a signatory of the 1958 Agreement — or at least recognize ECE-compliant vehicles — thus making things a bit easier on us all.

Nearly four years have passed since this question was asked of the commentariat... will the loose ends never be tied up, or is this being saved for Jalopnik's death bed confessional? Enquiring minds who haven't forgotten are dying to know, Mr. Wert!

I see your Red-Tailed Hawk and raise you a silver one. ;)

Needs an anti-aircraft gun out back. I'm sold otherwise.

When I was younger, I probably thought a Buick was a type of bird as well as a brand of car i.e. Cougar. I wonder what that bird was and what it had to do with Buick, though.

I think it's a bit more Evo X there, which would make sense given the Pentastar's relationship with the Diamonds.

I think those Saudi women might want to rethink even being on the same road as these guys, let alone drive. Damn those guys are insane!

Lambor-genie? I thought it was a hard G, like go-go boots.

Damn dirty hippies. If they didn't take so much acid, that paint job argument would not have happened and we wouldn't be talking about this now!