The Fiero would be perfected in 1988, and the Firebird/Trans Am was a decent runner, but for a company whose tag was about building excitement, Pontiac didn't have much to offer beyond the above examples in the 1980s.

Not all of these cars were that awesome, but the advert definitely has balls and makes want to get in a Pontiac and ride!

Well, so far, I love the lite version; reminds me of how Jalopnik et al used to be. Can't wait to check out a post in the lite version; clicking on a story on the beta currently takes me back to the original site where the post is located.

Because all the others actually have good taste in guests, and in one case, vice versa. *looking at Sheen and Kimmel*

I feel slightly denied; she only sang the chorus!

I bet its 'Ring time will be better than Godzilla's, too. Sign me up!

Way to go Nibbles! *facepalm, feeds Nibbles some Pebbles*

Oh, there is an perfectly reasonable scientific explanation, involving monoliths and gas giants.

Oh, there is an perfectly reasonable scientific explanation, involving monoliths and gas giants.

Oh, there is an perfectly reasonable scientific explanation, involving monoliths and gas giants.

I'm gonna need a lot of acid to ponder all of this.

Dale Sr. or Dale Jr.?

Detroit is pissed off and just came hard at us, y'all. I would've preferred the 300 over the 200, but at least the 200 doesn't look like... whatever that mess was that was the Sebring. Congratulations Fiat and Chrysler; you just might make it after all.

My automotive goal: Relearn to drive and get my driver's license. I foolishly gave it up when I moved to Washington State—I've yet to own my first vehicle ever in my life, btw; I'm 32—and since I did kinda "meh" when I took driver's ed in high school, I figured it was for the best to give it a go.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

@ChottoCoquette: Sounds like more theatres need to run this trailer before the film starts... any film.

@Llncolnsbeard33: Or, if he knew what he was doing, rigged a bomb to go off when an attached sensor detected any good amount of radiation, like, say... from one of dem newfangled scanners dey gots now... yeah, that's gonna suck to say the least.

I guess a broom doesn't count as a car, then?

Funny thing is that Grandpa and Grandson weigh about the same, yet it's Grandpa who carries his weight well and then some; Grandson's a tank, yo.