Here is his anti-smoking PSA that played in art house theaters back in the 80’s. He’s so badass.

It’s official, The Onion now cannot be distinguished from real news.

It can’t be a radical revolution without a circular firing squad opening fire.

Many students want to feel like victors on campus, right before they wind up with dead-end jobs in the rat race.

Adam Sandler admitted that he agreed to star in “50 First Dates” so that he could hang out in Hawaii for a few months.

Mark also took many behind-the-scenes shots of 70’s movies. Here’s her portrait of Brando on the set of Apocalypse Now.

I still feel guilty for getting rid of dozens of National Geographics 20 years ago.

It’s cool to see my former boss get some love from Jezebel.

Nah, this was from back when all you needed was a mixer and a pair of turntables. Many DJs back then wouldn’t be caught dead with a CD-J or a laptop.

Interesting, I recall when so many DJs were about cranking the BPM to 200 and beat-juggling 15 years ago. Now get off my lawn!

The No True Scotsman fallacy is rarely successful in persuasive essays.

Dude’s wasted like a good MA Irish Catholic.

Aw fuck the delay, I’m getting drunk and playing Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.

Indeed, he was the greatest Republican president the GOP never had.

The majority of characters are usually Asian or mutant in the MK games.

Written by the same bard who penned, “I wanna party on your pussy!”

Not a sex story but it’s a reminder about why it’s unwise to hit on a famous musician’s daughter: My college buddy went to the Residents’ Halloween concert in SF about 15 years ago. He sat in the front row next to a girl he thought was cute and he flirted with her early in the show. It turned out that her dad was one…

Or at least lay off the booger sugar.

She’s a permanent child of the 90’s.