The usual arguments I hear against the Egalitarian Prize is they either teach kids that accomplishments are meaningless (thus raising another generation of blase slackers) or they are a form of SOCIALIST INDOCTRINATION.

All I can remember is the final scene where the villain winds up working in Hell's biggest Lake of Fire (circa 1989): Kmart.

And she's demanding....HANDOUTS.

"You betcha, for Todd it's just inspiration for procreation!"

"You need to at least pay for my kids' braces or something from all the money that you made off of pretending that you're me! "

-Said by the same person who resigned as Alaska governor so she can pursue a lucrative career in acting as Sarah Palin(TM)

"'Ribbed for her pleasure,' ewwww." (Garth)

Team Seasons 3-8 here.

"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button." (Homer Simpson)

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." (P.J. O'Rourke)

Shore had his moments but he was more like a failed experiment in comedy nepotism.

Tone it down? But many of us have to write 3,000-word essays on what this year's VMA performances Deeply Mean to American Society.

It just doesn't compare to vintage Ripple or Thunderbird.

An awful lot of TRL hits also had the late 90's cliche where scenes are bathed in a blue-green tint to portray depression.

You gave me a flashback to my driver's ed class where I saw a shot of a mysterious organ lying on the street and asked if those were teeth. Several classmates corrected me they were actually brains. Good times.

And her man MC Paul Barman? You now made me nostalgic for my college freshman year.

It's interesting that white rappers are still considered to be a novelty. Hip-hop has existed in American pop culture for about 35 years, starting with "Rapper's Delight." There are roughly three generations worth of white Americans who have consumed rap. If you have more and more young folks adopting the music their…

"How do people eat and enjoy pineapple?"

Rhetorical questions are just bad criticism.

There are a lot more suggestive ads out there involving skin cream and soda.

It doesn't take much to become a DJ in our era of MP3s and Ableton Live.

She must make some killer iPod shuffle mixes.