On top of that, he had to drag in cliches about the American Dream, blah, blah. Well, here we have two entertainers - one is an example of America at its best, and the other is an example of America at its worst. Rush, almost everyone knows which one you are.

"I knew him well enough, like, it wasn't, like, a shock, from what I hear."

Non-Californians, this is NOT how young women usually speak in my home state.

The worst response I've read came from Rush Limbaugh who declared today that Williams' suicide was indicative of the "leftist worldview" and survivor's guilt (many of Williams' close friends died in the past 35 years).

No, I'll only permit my cat to listen to early acid house, the "Beats in Space" show, breakcore, and of course, 90's era Aphex Twin.

R.I.P. and thank you for 30 years of laughter in my family.

"Well, well, well, well, well, well!"

"Can we just cut to the chase and admit that people who listen to country music are generally dumb?"

"I really don't get people that frequent places they hate."

It's an ego trip for many folks.

If that's the case then it appears they come across as pretentious foodies who probably couldn't cook a steak at home without accidentally burning it to a crisp.

Quite a few chronic complainers are hustlers who are trying to score a free meal. Either that or they want to feel like royalty in their otherwise dull lives. My brother's ex-neighbor and my dad's first wife are examples.

I'm curious about this guy's "back story."

Those look more like "play bites" to me. A feline wrath usually draws blood and scars that last for a week.

Ugh, that's such a Hollywood kiss & tell story.

Andrew's schtick is basically performance art but he's often a pretty sharp, well-spoken guy in many interviews I've read. You can definitely tell he was raised by a law professor.

"Source: Observe white people at any high school or college in the U.S."

You visited every high school and college in the U.S.? I'm impressed by your time management and traveling skills.

Ditto, it appears they're spoofing Latino gangs in San Bernardino County.

"That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory." (Krusty)

"And now that you know how it's done .. don't do it." (From Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What).

The Jersey Shore will soon meet a newcomer named Rory B. Bellows:

Yeah, I should have specified it was the Clan Tartans that arose in the 19th century, but of course, Hollywood and many romance novel artists believe they're much older.