Skinner: There's no such thing as "Scotchtoberfest."

Willie: What? You USED ME!

Remember folks, the Scots DID NOT wear kilts until the 19th century (contrary to what Mel Gibson would have you believe).

Reminds me of a few photographers who recently sneaked into the ranch and took creepy shots:

Well, at least the fashion changed since Allen's first movie:

Gee, I remember when this guy was supposedly to blame for Lil Johnnies setting themselves on fire:

Cultural misappropriation is a more fitting term that I wish more critics would use.

"Green fairies always listen to me!"

I've loved P&T's magic act since I was a kid but their Bullshit show is a mother lode of fallacies.

"I've enjoyed several of his books, but being right about some things doesn't make you right about all things. That is an important lesson for adults."

Absolutist terms? By jove, I've never heard of such an offense in any of Dawkins' lectures and essays!

He always scored hawt dates, by miracle of God.

There was an incident in my community where a young boy (age 8 or 9) went joyriding in his mom's car and he slowly drove around his block several times while the police followed him. He finally parked outside his house and when officers approached him, his mum actually dashed out of the house and tackled a cop.

The Wild Pool Party - one of the great cliches of 80's videos:

Does this mean the return of Romeo Blue?

Best butchered Russian accents ever.

"There's so much crap in the world, why bother wiping your ass?"

I recall when a huge crowd of protesters surprised her and Cohen at a CNN-hosted college forum 16-17 years ago, I believe it was at Kent State. The hot topic was the Iraq sanctions and I'd never forget Albright's face when one protester called her out, and she condescendingly said, "I'm a former professor and if you…