"Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife."

I'm curious if Bette Midler had a fling with him.

Hollywood just doesn't produce over-stylized horror movies anymore. Peter Murphy at his coolest:

From the Purple Rain premier:

I've known quite a few young and middle-aged women like Woodley here in Northern California over the past 25 years. As long as she doesn't harm anyone then I have no criticism of her.

The best part is how the 80's computers always seemed to process data and cruise through the Internet faster than our computers today.

Come to think of it, my grey tabby always forgot to offer a contractual agreement before she "played" with crickets, lizards, and grasshoppers.

The Borscht Belt has advanced into the 21st century.

It seems that 50 percent of porn stars leave their shoes and socks on during sex nowadays, come to think of it.

Dogs never get enough credit for bringing peace to mating. Catty style involves too much neck-biting. I mean look at this pervert.

The appropriate Simpsons episodes will be available:

"Freemasons run the country!"

Was that the MST3K episode where Servo says, "You've been GONGED. Bwahahaha!"?

My brother married his second wife on 7/7/07 - their marriage lasted for about a good, solid year.

BANG.

Harvey: "Oof, oof, oof!"

"No matter what we may think, we don't know the real story of ANY of the relationships around us - only the two people in them really have any idea."

No, we feel we always know the real story of every relationship we ever see. Especially those of complete strangers we'll never meet.

Another curious turn for an Ivy League hippie-turned Nixon speechwriter-turned professor-turned John Hughes movie star-turned right-wing activist-turned game show host:

They still put on a helluva show:

"Vee var showvroom dummies!" But seriously, I love the 'Werk.

Naw, Social Security, Medicare, and the National Highway system are basically socialism lite.