Japanese tentacle porn actually dates back to the 19th century.

"Eh, just wish upon a star."

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the chief reasons why Photoshop was invented.

It's best to keep the simple syrup low (between 1/4 to 1/2 ounce) since the rum is already sweet as it is. I haven't made a Moijto for awhile but I'm thinking about trying out a method where I smack not muddle the mint leaves to release their oils.

I dunno, ask Quentin Tarantino. Each and every one of his movies has a foot fetish shot.

So evil:

Remember folks, lightly muddle the mint. Don't grind it into a pulp and transform your Mojito into a bitter bomb.

The Creepy Pink Elephant scene had better be a $10 million CGI extravaganza.

Gah, Full House always bugged me. Here you had a huge family living in a swanky, spacious San Francisco apartment thanks to ONE breadwinner,.

The Diceman hasn't aged well.

"Hey, Willy!"

The troubled family that has the superhuman power to solve all of their problems in less than 25 minutes.

Sporty Spice was my favorite since her accent was too thick for most American ears.

Reminds me of Daisy's great moment of deep, agonizing shame in "Spaced":