"Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!" (Homer Simpson)

I dig how Popeye can make instantaneous kosher meats.

I've read that movie actually aired for 151 hours last year.

"Whoa, he crawled through a football field-long pipe of shit!"

-My 14-year-old self

"Did you hear that? He said he has to pee!"

I was going to say. He even shouts that point at the GodlessRadicalPinkoDruggieNoGoodNik boyfriend of Jenny:

His compassion.

"My hope for the future, not just in the music industry, but in every young girl I meet…is that they all realize their worth and ask for it."

"Haters can go to their beige and rattan room and watch Andy Rooney 60 minutes."

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

That tune is now in Muzak Mode to my ears.

I admit I've been fascinated by Stein's early life as a hippie-turned Nixon speech writer-turned professor-turned Ferris Bueller movie stealer:

Reminds me of an old Malcolm McDowell movie about a high school massacre:

I suspect this is the craft beer world's equivalent of this damn thing:

That's an old creepy trick that interviewers use to get subjects to "open up."

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.