Yep. In California, you can also get dinged for vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Nope, Houlden reminded me of the middle-aged men I'd see on city buses and light rails who would mutter, "Goddamn sonofabitch!" for 30 minutes straight.

Indeed, a lot of Christians either receive a Cliff Notes education or an Adult Sunday School education on the Bible. I read a recent story about a Bible study class where its students (who are supposedly devout Christians) are challenged to read the book from cover to cover - many of them were shocked by how damn…

The series of literal backstabbing incidents also gets rather old.

"And then they realized they were no longer little girls, they were little women." (Sniffs)

I hear ya, it's one of the reasons why I dove into the humanities in college and acted like a Busby Berkeley swimmer. No algebra needed.

Indeed, a tragic aspect of Japan's obsession with testing is that academic success typically leads to a miserable life in the rat race where early deaths from heart attacks are common.

"...and suggested that the man's fiancee wasn't really sick; instead she was probably someone who had been sexually abused as a child who was maybe kinda into being sick."

Gah, that's been Dr. Drew's knee-jerk response to countless things since the 90's. Don't you dare speak in a voice that sounds younger than your…

Nah, my family is predominately Filipino.

Man, you don't know how many middle-aged guys I've interviewed who just had to bring up BJ stories when I asked them simple questions like: What's your last name? or Which city council candidate do you support in this election?

Meanwhile, Truman is sulking in a corner with a Dirty Martini somewhere up in Heaven.

"But on the other, it brings into sharp relief the fallacy of claiming that dating, loving, or befriending a member of another race somehow inoculates a person against racism."

Yep, I come from a family that's as diverse as a UN assembly and we have plenty of outspoken bigots who love to make nasty remarks between…

Say what? Campari is an ol' palate wrecker.

Hey now, everything must be politicalized.

I was going to say. That's a good XXX jug of hooch right there.

I kept thinking about "The Room" when I watched that video. Quite sad for a multi-million dollar Hollywood startup.

The SF Chronicle reported a few more details about the incident. One of Sanchez's friends claimed that the killer was the victim's ex-boyfriend. Police said they currently don't know if there were witnesses to the attack, and whether or not the prom rejection is true.

Sorry, the clown still doesn't hold a candle to Willard Scott:

This seems to be a rerun of last year's uproar over her Holocaust joke. Rivers on Heidi Klum's dress: "The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens."

Did you know that "evil" spelled backward is "live"?