So the Cajun Sandwich has the Cajun Trinity of celery, bell peppers, and onions? It's necessary for a good gumbo or jambalaya, but a fuckin' sandwich?

"Remember kids, always recycle...TO THE EXTREME."

What a perfect line for an emo teen's poem.

Funny, I thought that chi-chi is Spanish for "breasts." Think about that when you order a Vodka Pina Colada or a "Vodka Chi-Chi."

I was going to say. I thought that chi-chi means "breast milk."

Her kid will grow up to be an awesome crust punk.

From what I understand, Louisiana's anti-sodomy law also forbids oral sex* and lesbian sex. It's technically illegal for women to even kiss each other.

*Although I swear that law is waived during Mardi Gras time.

"I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fuck off."

She'll definitely marry up. She'll make a perfect Republican legislator's wife.

I remember when this was considered to be a Cultural Issue of Great Concern...in 1995.

Indeed, Six Flags Great America near San Jose is also a den of snot-nosed teens indulging in PDA left and right.

Yep, but he mellowed out over the years.

The Christian defense of Easter egg hunts is interesting. This was my born-again Christian uncle-in-law's response when my mom invited his son to an Easter egg hunt in her backyard: "Sorry, I won't let my son do pagan things like that!"

I believe that "American" is either Anglo-Saxon or European Mutt.

Larry has MI6 connections, ya know.

My first thought: "Holy Portland, Batman!"

"'Natural beauty' takes at least two hours in front of the mirror." (Pamela Anderson)

If I remember correctly, Donnie was the, ahem, "bad boy" of the New Kids. Right?

Americans have yet to plagiarize the custom of legal drunk napping in parks:

"I have reverted to Vampire outfits which are closer to my ethnic heritage."

Vampires actually appear in folklore around the world.

"...cultural misappropriation."

Corrected. Sorry, just a peeve of mine.