Well, Latinos rarely get press on Jezebel. It's usually just black-and-white.

Let me put it this way, I have indigenous Filipino ancestors who were actual headhunters until the late 19th century. They even loved to use jawbones as drum handles, as what my grandma enjoyed telling me and my cousins while we were growing up. Ghastly atrocities were committed every week in their village. Does that…

Did anybody see Levar Burton's douchetastic tweets about PSH? They were far worse than Padalecki's.

"He's just sowing his royal oats."

On the other hand, she gives me a "Bro Ho outta San Bernardino" vibe.

I was going to say. The PHC crowd doesn't quite go for tattoos, sour ales, noisy bands, and bacon ice cream.

This reminds me of the scene in Saturday Night Fever where Tony Manero suspects that he won a dance contest due to white privilege and his guilt causes him to forfeit his trophy to his Puerto Rican competitors. They then give him a "Mmmkay" look.

Aw c'mon, the middle-aged haters have clearly not watched the 1980 Grammys that was loaded with cocaine-compromised reading comprehension:

This post about Bieber reminds me of Gary Busey's acronym for SOBER: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!

When I was growing up, there was a kid in my neighborhood who was like your brother. He had it all: a cozy house with two loving parents, plenty of cute girls around him, straight As, a crime-free neighborhood, etc., but of course, he grew bored and went "gangsta." He hung out with gang members, wore huge black parkas…

No kidding, Papa Bear is a brah:

One Christmas shopping experience that sums up WF for me: walking back to my car with my groceries and dodging a Kia Soul full of hipsters rocking sunglasses at night and ironically grinning while Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" blasts on the stereo.

We need you, Zach:

Indeed, my first thought was "Disney BETTER NOT screw up the Enchanted Tiki Room to promote the movie, like the Haunted Mansion and the Pirates of the Caribbean."

It's too bad that Still Tasty claims that coffee beans can stay fresh in the freezer for a few months. Coffee will have a nasty, bitter flavor if you freeze it.

That chair looks like an Allen Jones sculpture from the 70's. His work can be seen in A Clockwork Orange:

Well, the texts do fall into the Too Theatrical to be True camp.

It's barely 2014 and we already have a National Magazine Award contender:

"Just join us cos no one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends."