A-Rod, didn't you play arcade games back in the 90's?

A more recent tune but no less awesome:

Isn't Chili's the one that loads their dishes with salt to make customers thirstier for booze?

The Ultimate Mango Acai Berry Blast Margaritas are killer there.

That reminds me of my childhood debates with a conservative kid in my neighborhood who argued that Rush was a "fuckin' liberal!"

The No True Scotsman fallacy doesn't work in arts criticism. So Scorsese is obligated to praise filmmakers just because they're women?

Indeed, he famously called himself a "rodeo clown." Unfortunately, many of his fans don't get it.

I sometimes suspect that he's actually a moderate disguised as an arch-conservative clown since his shtick is making him money hand over fist. Remember, he's an entertainer first and most.

"He entertains people at bank machines and many of life's lineups!"

Remember, online writers typically work with false absolutes and generalizations. Hundreds of millions of people must be lumped into a group in order to grab readers' attention.

Unfortunately, it comes within the territory for many folks who abide by the notion, "The personal is always political."

"Phil, why don't you take a seat?"

I believe that nimrod was Old Man Jones' grandson.

"Not everyone gets to be The Emperor, but we could all be Jordan Belfort at some point."

Scorsese has a long tradition of glamorizing and punishing "bad boys," and then portraying them as tragic heroes. It started with Mean Streets and them moved on through Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed, etc. As for the Wolf, he just went along with Jordan Belfort's tall…

Which orgy scene? There were about five of them. I'm assuming it was the butler's orgy that nearly got the NC-17 rating since the MPAA generally frowns on gay sexytime.

"She is the biggest idiot of them all."

And yet she still makes a killing from public appearances, "Grab yr. muskets!" rally speeches, and book sales.

Yep, it's much like Gluhwein.

It took a small one to knock you out? I suspect that "someone" tripled the absinthe.

I'm experimenting with homemade Glogg tonight. It's a fine punch that kept so many Scandinavians sane during long winter nights: